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mrgibbswrotethis: JESS?
Skippy Moosh: (IS JESS INDEED)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! JESS I THOUGHT WE LOST YOU!!
Skippy Moosh: (covered in mud) <8C xD
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Russel Crowe: 'OY! WHUSSA THIS DEN!? *starts poking Jess with a broom handle*
Skippy Moosh: xD (spins recluctantly, dripping mud all over Chi's boat deck)
Skippy Moosh: (I SEE PREVIEWS FO' SPIDERMAN 2, and I think of you. xD)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! (!!!!! MAR SAW IT YESTERDAY. I DIDN'T. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IS DOC. OCK!)
mrgibbswrotethis: Gary: *crys obnoxiously because his Daddy is in a movie and Milo, his Mommy, isn't*
Skippy Moosh: xD (Milo: restrained to sad, sad cheapquels)
Skippy Moosh: JEss: (grows Doc Ock arms!)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Nak: :O! *leaps on Goblin Glider*
Skippy Moosh: Jess and Nak: (PARTY)
Skippy Moosh: (or, RAMPAGE)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD (THE LATTER.)
Nak: *flies glider into side of ship* >D
Jack Sparrow: :O!!!!!
Skippy Moosh: xD Jess: (messes with ship's... "plumbing") ^_^
mrgibbswrotethis: XD! Barbossa: *sitting on the toilet* *kicks legs* MY MEEAATBALLL...ALL COVERED IN CHEEESE....*gets blown up into the air by sheer force of messed plumbing water*
Skippy Moosh: (XD SICK XD)
Jess: (crab-walks with her Ock-arms along the side of the ship to join Nak)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!
Nak: *looks over at Jess* Jess! Despite my hatrid for you and your Lordish ways....we could form an uncanny alliance of copyrighted proportions!
Skippy Moosh: (*snork* XD copyrighted...) Jess: ......I SHTINK :D
mrgibbswrotethis: XD! Nak: *sighs* ....Just follow me and kill things. :D?
*TWO HOURS LATER*
The Iron Giant: *is creating his own mosh pit in TLK*?
Skippy Moosh: xD (people are just being crushed like... grapes) Jess: ...CAN WE DO THIS? 8D (raises a foot hopefully)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD Nak: *watches curiously* YES....but make sure he falls on all the people w-...I hate!
Skippy Moosh: Jess: ^_^ (raises an arm, pushes Iron Giant down on.... MIGGY?)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!
Miguel: *is licking an icecream cone happily* :D!!!! *notices El Dorado people screaming and running* Whaaaa'? :D *notices engulfing shadow* ...:O!! *EXPLODES INTO PINK GOO*
Skippy Moosh: XD (I like that it's... -pink-. XD)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD! EXACTLY!)
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (eats it like old times.)
mrgibbswrotethis: Nak: *cackles evilly*! *swoops down and throws some peanut bombs at passer byers* UP YER ASS! UP YER ASS!
Skippy Moosh: (XD!! *nostalgia*) Zurg: (gets one in his eye - unworried until it explodes like a BIG BIG POPCORN KERNAL)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!!!! ZURG!)
*entire Kingdom goes silent* .......................
*VERY, VERY distant and far away* M-I-G....
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (picks upa peanut bomb dud, puts it in her mouth.... 4 seconds later, all her teeth just blow out of her mouth)
Skippy Moosh: (I INTERUPTED XD)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD! 'TIS FINE.)
Jess: :O!!!!
People: :O?
Miggy Moose: G-G-Y...
Skippy Moosh: Barbossa: (hides under his broken toilet)
mrgibbswrotethis: Spider-Man: *white eyes in mask widen as he crawls/skuttles under Aunt May*
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (smacks empty gums in fear!)
Skippy Moosh: Aunt MAy: (giggles old-lady like)
mrgibbswrotethis: Nak: >O!!!! *picks Jess up by the back of her smelly pants and glides over to the Lesbot's Island*
Miggy: *EXPLODES on contact of Aunt May's ass and pink goo rushes through the streets without mercy*
Skippy Moosh: XD!! Pink Goo: (going through windows like a Play-Doh machine)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD! Luxkess: *on date with Goro during her Totoro hiatus* Rmmm?? :O *gets blown away*
Skippy Moosh: xD Totoro: (safely above everything, 'cause he can fly.... snickers as she rockets by)
Skippy Moosh: (AHA THAT RHYMES I be a poet)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!! INDEED!)
Julia and MJ: *hiding behind gate at the Lesbot's in fear!*
Skippy Moosh: (what other lesbots we got down there? xD *only remembers Julia and MJ*)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD Like EVERY female character ever made. XD)
Skippy Moosh: (...xD GOTCHA.)
mrgibbswrotethis: (AYEE XD)
Skippy Moosh: Chel and ...Ak... Ak... WHITE GIRL FROM ATLANTIS: (new arrivals! :D)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD! Audrey!?
mrgibbswrotethis: Nak: YARHARHAR!! *throws a peanut bomb at Mary Jane*
MJ: *HAVING FLASHBACKS*
Skippy Moosh: NAW NAW AUDREY WAS BLACK, YO (....or, black hair. I'm so screwed up xD)
Skippy Moosh: AKIDA?
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!!! SHE WAS MEXICAN. Uhhh.....KIDA? ER. MRS. PACKER? HELGA?!?!?!!)
mrgibbswrotethis: KIDA.
Skippy Moosh: KIDA!
Skippy Moosh: Why am I adding the A? xD
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Jess: *just likes to pretend Audrey and Kida had a kid sometimes*
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (harassing Lesbot MRs. Packer)
Skippy Moosh: (LMAO XD)
Skippy Moosh: that would look funneh :D
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!!!!!)
Mrs. Packer: Nahh nahhh, you just go away. >( *takes a drag*
Skippy Moosh: Mrs. Packer: ....(andand pulls her lesbot cabin "boy" closer)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!
Jim dressed as a girl: :'(!!!
Skippy Moosh: XD!! Mar's gonna love this pairing. xD
mrgibbswrotethis: XD! Mar: >(!!!!!!
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (obnoxiously)
NAK WHERE's YOUR BO'FRIEND
mrgibbswrotethis: Nak: *has gotten many new boyfriends in Jess' absense!* *takes out list, reads, 'LEGOLAS, PYRO, WILL TURNER, HARRY OSBORN, DORIAN GRAY, AND SAM/NAK'S BOYFRIEND FOR TWO MINUTES SCOTT'* Eh!?
Skippy Moosh: xD!! Jess: .... :-( (hasn't had a boyfriend since Tulio xD)
Skippy Moosh: Jess :-(IS JUST SO STINKY)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!!
Jess: *HAD PURPIE?*
Skippy Moosh: OH.. OH YEAAAAH. and pippin!
Skippy Moosh: Jess: ...but...but only THEM NAK I WANT A BILLION LIKE YOU.
mrgibbswrotethis: Nak: >O!!!
Jess' Boyfriend For Eternity, Gollum: *hops over to Jess* :-(!!?!??!!?
Skippy Moosh: Jess: ... >:X FUCK YOU.
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Jess: *has been BLEEPED*
Skippy Moosh: xD!!
Skippy Moosh: Gollum: (OFFENDED!)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!!! THAT'S THE LINE OF THE DAY.
Skippy Moosh: Gollum: (in a rage, he kinda floats away like at the end of ROTK...)
Skippy Moosh: ...(WINZ XD)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Nak: *must keep her ally happy* HMMM. JESS IS UNPLEASED. *has suddenly morphed into Cal from Titanic*?
Skippy Moosh: (XDD!! THAT'S SCARY. The night before I was watching a movie with the actorguy in it. xD)
Skippy Moosh: JEss: (kinda intimidated by Cal's obnoxious blinking)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!!!!! WAS HE GAY? HE WAS PROBABLY GAY.)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!!
Skippy Moosh: (XD NO but he had a gay mustache.)
mrgibbswrotethis: Cal: *puts on some more eyeliner* HAH-HAH!
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD! RAHHH)
Skippy Moosh: LMAO
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!
Skippy Moosh: Cal: (HUG blinking sounds: *PING* *PING*
Skippy Moosh: Not Hug. HUGE
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! I love how everyone who has ever seen that movie is captivated by the beautiful love story and all we can focus on is that ass rammer. XD
Skippy Moosh: XD!!!
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (just likes listening to the foreign guys... DANCES AROUND LIKE IN THAT 3RD CLASS PARTY SCENE!!!111)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! You know Fabrizzio, the Itallian guy? XD
Skippy Moosh: xD JAAA?
mrgibbswrotethis: WE RENAMED HIM PEPITO
Skippy Moosh: XDD
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Pepito: EYYY!
Skippy Moosh: PE PEE DO
mrgibbswrotethis: AYE! PEE PEE
Skippy Moosh: Jess: !! (dances!)
Skippy Moosh: XD!!
mrgibbswrotethis: XD! Nak: *holds auditions for Jess' new boyfriend*
Skippy Moosh: Nak: (playin' bagpipes with an angry face)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Nak: >O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (stands wearing that stupid huge blue bow, up to the podium, all eager and crap)
mrgibbswrotethis: Scott: *shackled to floor, hands out cookies* :-(!!!!!
Skippy Moosh: xD Tulio: (is BALD now from neglect... takes -two- cookies)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Nak: *is looking over Grima Wormtounge's application* *catches this from corner of eye* EH-EYYYY!!!!! *LEAPS over desk and starts ripping his tounge out*
Skippy Moosh: (XD GRIMA.)
Skippy Moosh: Tulio:
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mrgibbswrotethis: JESS?
Skippy Moosh: (IS JESS INDEED)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! JESS I THOUGHT WE LOST YOU!!
Skippy Moosh: (covered in mud) <8C xD
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Russel Crowe: 'OY! WHUSSA THIS DEN!? *starts poking Jess with a broom handle*
Skippy Moosh: xD (spins recluctantly, dripping mud all over Chi's boat deck)
Skippy Moosh: (I SEE PREVIEWS FO' SPIDERMAN 2, and I think of you. xD)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! (!!!!! MAR SAW IT YESTERDAY. I DIDN'T. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IS DOC. OCK!)
mrgibbswrotethis: Gary: *crys obnoxiously because his Daddy is in a movie and Milo, his Mommy, isn't*
Skippy Moosh: xD (Milo: restrained to sad, sad cheapquels)
Skippy Moosh: JEss: (grows Doc Ock arms!)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Nak: :O! *leaps on Goblin Glider*
Skippy Moosh: Jess and Nak: (PARTY)
Skippy Moosh: (or, RAMPAGE)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD (THE LATTER.)
Nak: *flies glider into side of ship* >D
Jack Sparrow: :O!!!!!
Skippy Moosh: xD Jess: (messes with ship's... "plumbing") ^_^
mrgibbswrotethis: XD! Barbossa: *sitting on the toilet* *kicks legs* MY MEEAATBALLL...ALL COVERED IN CHEEESE....*gets blown up into the air by sheer force of messed plumbing water*
Skippy Moosh: (XD SICK XD)
Jess: (crab-walks with her Ock-arms along the side of the ship to join Nak)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!
Nak: *looks over at Jess* Jess! Despite my hatrid for you and your Lordish ways....we could form an uncanny alliance of copyrighted proportions!
Skippy Moosh: (*snork* XD copyrighted...) Jess: ......I SHTINK :D
mrgibbswrotethis: XD! Nak: *sighs* ....Just follow me and kill things. :D?
*TWO HOURS LATER*
The Iron Giant: *is creating his own mosh pit in TLK*?
Skippy Moosh: xD (people are just being crushed like... grapes) Jess: ...CAN WE DO THIS? 8D (raises a foot hopefully)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD Nak: *watches curiously* YES....but make sure he falls on all the people w-...I hate!
Skippy Moosh: Jess: ^_^ (raises an arm, pushes Iron Giant down on.... MIGGY?)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!
Miguel: *is licking an icecream cone happily* :D!!!! *notices El Dorado people screaming and running* Whaaaa'? :D *notices engulfing shadow* ...:O!! *EXPLODES INTO PINK GOO*
Skippy Moosh: XD (I like that it's... -pink-. XD)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD! EXACTLY!)
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (eats it like old times.)
mrgibbswrotethis: Nak: *cackles evilly*! *swoops down and throws some peanut bombs at passer byers* UP YER ASS! UP YER ASS!
Skippy Moosh: (XD!! *nostalgia*) Zurg: (gets one in his eye - unworried until it explodes like a BIG BIG POPCORN KERNAL)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!!!! ZURG!)
*entire Kingdom goes silent* .......................
*VERY, VERY distant and far away* M-I-G....
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (picks upa peanut bomb dud, puts it in her mouth.... 4 seconds later, all her teeth just blow out of her mouth)
Skippy Moosh: (I INTERUPTED XD)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD! 'TIS FINE.)
Jess: :O!!!!
People: :O?
Miggy Moose: G-G-Y...
Skippy Moosh: Barbossa: (hides under his broken toilet)
mrgibbswrotethis: Spider-Man: *white eyes in mask widen as he crawls/skuttles under Aunt May*
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (smacks empty gums in fear!)
Skippy Moosh: Aunt MAy: (giggles old-lady like)
mrgibbswrotethis: Nak: >O!!!! *picks Jess up by the back of her smelly pants and glides over to the Lesbot's Island*
Miggy: *EXPLODES on contact of Aunt May's ass and pink goo rushes through the streets without mercy*
Skippy Moosh: XD!! Pink Goo: (going through windows like a Play-Doh machine)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD! Luxkess: *on date with Goro during her Totoro hiatus* Rmmm?? :O *gets blown away*
Skippy Moosh: xD Totoro: (safely above everything, 'cause he can fly.... snickers as she rockets by)
Skippy Moosh: (AHA THAT RHYMES I be a poet)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!! INDEED!)
Julia and MJ: *hiding behind gate at the Lesbot's in fear!*
Skippy Moosh: (what other lesbots we got down there? xD *only remembers Julia and MJ*)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD Like EVERY female character ever made. XD)
Skippy Moosh: (...xD GOTCHA.)
mrgibbswrotethis: (AYEE XD)
Skippy Moosh: Chel and ...Ak... Ak... WHITE GIRL FROM ATLANTIS: (new arrivals! :D)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD! Audrey!?
mrgibbswrotethis: Nak: YARHARHAR!! *throws a peanut bomb at Mary Jane*
MJ: *HAVING FLASHBACKS*
Skippy Moosh: NAW NAW AUDREY WAS BLACK, YO (....or, black hair. I'm so screwed up xD)
Skippy Moosh: AKIDA?
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!!! SHE WAS MEXICAN. Uhhh.....KIDA? ER. MRS. PACKER? HELGA?!?!?!!)
mrgibbswrotethis: KIDA.
Skippy Moosh: KIDA!
Skippy Moosh: Why am I adding the A? xD
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Jess: *just likes to pretend Audrey and Kida had a kid sometimes*
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (harassing Lesbot MRs. Packer)
Skippy Moosh: (LMAO XD)
Skippy Moosh: that would look funneh :D
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!!!!!)
Mrs. Packer: Nahh nahhh, you just go away. >( *takes a drag*
Skippy Moosh: Mrs. Packer: ....(andand pulls her lesbot cabin "boy" closer)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!
Jim dressed as a girl: :'(!!!
Skippy Moosh: XD!! Mar's gonna love this pairing. xD
mrgibbswrotethis: XD! Mar: >(!!!!!!
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (obnoxiously)
NAK WHERE's YOUR BO'FRIEND
mrgibbswrotethis: Nak: *has gotten many new boyfriends in Jess' absense!* *takes out list, reads, 'LEGOLAS, PYRO, WILL TURNER, HARRY OSBORN, DORIAN GRAY, AND SAM/NAK'S BOYFRIEND FOR TWO MINUTES SCOTT'* Eh!?
Skippy Moosh: xD!! Jess: .... :-( (hasn't had a boyfriend since Tulio xD)
Skippy Moosh: Jess :-(IS JUST SO STINKY)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!!
Jess: *HAD PURPIE?*
Skippy Moosh: OH.. OH YEAAAAH. and pippin!
Skippy Moosh: Jess: ...but...but only THEM NAK I WANT A BILLION LIKE YOU.
mrgibbswrotethis: Nak: >O!!!
Jess' Boyfriend For Eternity, Gollum: *hops over to Jess* :-(!!?!??!!?
Skippy Moosh: Jess: ... >:X FUCK YOU.
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Jess: *has been BLEEPED*
Skippy Moosh: xD!!
Skippy Moosh: Gollum: (OFFENDED!)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!!! THAT'S THE LINE OF THE DAY.
Skippy Moosh: Gollum: (in a rage, he kinda floats away like at the end of ROTK...)
Skippy Moosh: ...(WINZ XD)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Nak: *must keep her ally happy* HMMM. JESS IS UNPLEASED. *has suddenly morphed into Cal from Titanic*?
Skippy Moosh: (XDD!! THAT'S SCARY. The night before I was watching a movie with the actorguy in it. xD)
Skippy Moosh: JEss: (kinda intimidated by Cal's obnoxious blinking)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!!!!! WAS HE GAY? HE WAS PROBABLY GAY.)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!!
Skippy Moosh: (XD NO but he had a gay mustache.)
mrgibbswrotethis: Cal: *puts on some more eyeliner* HAH-HAH!
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD! RAHHH)
Skippy Moosh: LMAO
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!
Skippy Moosh: Cal: (HUG blinking sounds: *PING* *PING*
Skippy Moosh: Not Hug. HUGE
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! I love how everyone who has ever seen that movie is captivated by the beautiful love story and all we can focus on is that ass rammer. XD
Skippy Moosh: XD!!!
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (just likes listening to the foreign guys... DANCES AROUND LIKE IN THAT 3RD CLASS PARTY SCENE!!!111)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! You know Fabrizzio, the Itallian guy? XD
Skippy Moosh: xD JAAA?
mrgibbswrotethis: WE RENAMED HIM PEPITO
Skippy Moosh: XDD
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Pepito: EYYY!
Skippy Moosh: PE PEE DO
mrgibbswrotethis: AYE! PEE PEE
Skippy Moosh: Jess: !! (dances!)
Skippy Moosh: XD!!
mrgibbswrotethis: XD! Nak: *holds auditions for Jess' new boyfriend*
Skippy Moosh: Nak: (playin' bagpipes with an angry face)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Nak: >O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (stands wearing that stupid huge blue bow, up to the podium, all eager and crap)
mrgibbswrotethis: Scott: *shackled to floor, hands out cookies* :-(!!!!!
Skippy Moosh: xD Tulio: (is BALD now from neglect... takes -two- cookies)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Nak: *is looking over Grima Wormtounge's application* *catches this from corner of eye* EH-EYYYY!!!!! *LEAPS over desk and starts ripping his tounge out*
Skippy Moosh: (XD GRIMA.)
Skippy Moosh: Tulio: <:O!!! (tongue is only attached be a delightfully stretchy sinew!)
mrgibbswrotethis: (>(!! Grima's worst moment was when he was pushed to the ground and was like all, "<O!!!!" with his hands up to his face in The Two Towers XD)
Skippy Moosh: Miguel: (all skinny now) :D!! (reaches up and twangs sinew)
Skippy Moosh: XD LIKE A SLUG.
mrgibbswrotethis: XD! Nak: *hisses and brushes self off, looks at application again* ....It says here you've been married THRICE?
Grima: Yes. >( Twice to King Theoden and once to the Captain in Titanic. (Same guy. XD) :|
Skippy Moosh: (entire UGLY Lord of the RIngs cast appears... Denethor-guy....
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!
Boromir: *PUSHES in front of line*
Skippy Moosh: (I NEVER NOTICED THAT. :O)
mrgibbswrotethis: (KATIE-MA'AM TOLD ME!)
Skippy Moosh: (XD WE LOVE YOU KATIE MA
Skippy Moosh: ...'AM...)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD! "SHUT UP, KATIE MA'AM!)
mrgibbswrotethis: (DID YOU SEE VAN HELSING?)
Skippy Moosh: (XD!! I remember that. *tear*)
Skippy Moosh: (NAH NOT YET. My theater is STOOPID and only releases stuff as big as finding nemo. :-( )
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD AH YES....)
(NOOO, DO YOU KNOW WHAT VAN LOOKS LIKE?)
Skippy Moosh: (...KINN'A XD)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD I'LL GET PICTURE)
Van: *WINKS at Jess?*
Skippy Moosh: Jess: ...>/ (gushes tomatoes out her teeth in REFUSAL)
mrgibbswrotethis: Van: I SHALL WIN HER HEART! *tries to write name on application in a pink crayon*
Auddie: >O!!!! *puts Van on leash and drags him away*
mrgibbswrotethis: http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/vanhels2.jpg RAHAHA
Skippy Moosh: xD!!! Jimbo: (rushes after them with a pooper scooper)
Skippy Moosh: (OH WELL I guess he's not that bad.)
Skippy Moosh: (Too late though. *stuck with Bilbo xD*)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!! IT IS NEVER TOO LATE FOR JESS.)
mrgibbswrotethis: Cal: *IN LINE?!?!?!*
Skippy Moosh: (XDD!! I can just picture Cal saying that... in his creaky voice... xD)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!)
Skippy Moosh: (and blinking obnoxiously)
Skippy Moosh: Pepito: (grabs him by the hand!) <:-) ??
mrgibbswrotethis: XD! Jack: AH MANNN. *stuck with ROSE now* >_>
Skippy Moosh: xD!!!
Skippy Moosh: Rose: (looks longingly at Arwen)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Pepito = BIG PEACE OF ASS
Skippy Moosh: XDD Pepito: (shakes it in his suspenders!)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD Arwen: :O!!!!! *turns red, LOOKS AWAY*
<| Head: *assumes Rose is looking at him* ^_~
mrgibbswrotethis: XD A SICK THOUGHT
Skippy Moosh: ...WHAT IS <| Head?
mrgibbswrotethis: ELROND! He has a triangle shaped head, after all.
Skippy Moosh: JEss: ... OH! OH! CAN ELROND BE MY BO'FRIEND?
Skippy Moosh: XD
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mrgibbswrotethis: Nak: .....*has spent five years setting up booth and making cookies* .....DON'T YOU WANNA SEE EVERYONE FIRST? :D?
Skippy Moosh: Jess: .... OKAY. (...but stamps Elrond's hand with a pink elephant)
mrgibbswrotethis: Mr. Gibbs: *gives Jess posies* :D?
Skippy Moosh: Jess: ....(posies!) ...WHO ARE YOO. >:-(
mrgibbswrotethis: XD Mr. Gibbs: I BE ON SAM'S AIM NAME, Y'ARRRR! *pirate from Pirates Of The Caribbean, the one who says, "BAD LUCK TO HAVE A WOMAN ON BOARD, EVEN A MINATURE ONE!"*
Skippy Moosh: (I've got "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" playing on loop and it's driving me nuts. xD)
Skippy Moosh: ....OHHH PIG MAN
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!! >(!!)
mrgibbswrotethis: Gibbs: 'Aye, that'd be meh! :D
Skippy Moosh: Jess: NO NO NO. (dumps him on that fat barlady)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!
Fat Barlady: GAHAHAHAAH!! >O!!!
mrgibbswrotethis: Norrington: MYYY LADY?? :D
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (squints at him) (I forget, is Norrington the old guy? XD)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!! Norrington is the guy who liked Elizabeth but let her go with Will, the guy who is like, "I HALF EXPECTED YOUR SWORD TO BE MADE OF WOOD!"
mrgibbswrotethis: ....!!)
Skippy Moosh: (OHHH yeah, I thought it was the curly haired guy xD)
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (pink elephant stamp!) ^_^
mrgibbswrotethis: Norrington: >D!!!!
mrgibbswrotethis: *FIVE HOURS LATER*
Doc Ock, Norrington, and Elrond: *only ones in 'POSSIBLE' pin*
Skippy Moosh: xD (the rest arebeing hauled off in Nak's trash barge)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!
Nak: OKAY JESS! *picks Jess up and sets her in a chair that is shaped like an elephant* *shoves others on stools with a big wall in between* DATING GAME, WHOAH.
Skippy Moosh: xD Elrond: (seasick from the moving Dating Game set)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!
Nak: Okay, INTRODUCE THE BASTARDS!
Contestant Number One: I LIKE KILLING SHHHPYYY-DA MANNNN and seeing my son, who looks like me. >')
Contestant Number Two: YOUUU HAVE OOOOONLLLY ONE CHOICE....AND THAT IS MEE.
Contestant Number Three: THEY LOOK SO COOL AND I LOOK LIKE AN ICECREAM. :-(!!!!
Nak: OKAY JESS, ASK THEM QUESTIONS.
Skippy Moosh: (LMAO @ #3)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!!)
Skippy Moosh: Jess: OKAY. Bachelor #1. (fidgets) ... If you were a leatherback turtle... where would you make your home?
mrgibbswrotethis: C1: Uhhm....I would make it in......an octo-hole. :D
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (misinterprets octo-hole and screws up face) ... >X
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!
Skippy Moosh: Jess: ummm... yes. Well. Bachelor #2. (long pause) ... What will you get me for Christmas?
Skippy Moosh: (alternatively, "What would you do for a Klondike Bar")
mrgibbswrotethis: Bachelor #2: .......*wrinkles eyebrows* Some hair ties so you could braid my hairrrrr. >D
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD! NOT A DAMN THING.)
Skippy Moosh: (XD!!) Jess: (wriggles arms)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!
Skippy Moosh: Jess: LOVELY. Now. Bachelor #3: If I were... an ICE CREAM CONE... how would you eat me?
mrgibbswrotethis: C3: *sobs* I AM AN ICECREAM......*whimpers*
Skippy Moosh: XD Jess: !!! (peeks over to see if it's real!)
Skippy Moosh: Jess: I WANT BACHELOR #3.
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!
Nak: AP- AHHH JESS, YOU FUCKED EVERYTHING UP. *tears wall down in fury and crushes Doc Ock in doing so*
Skippy Moosh: Elrond: (left eyebrow sags like that scene in A.I. xD)
Skippy Moosh: XD DOC.
Skippy Moosh: DOc Ock: (turtle guts come out)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!
Teddy: *walks over Elrond and puts a paw on his knee* No, Triangle-Head, you'll break.
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! Peter Parker: *in audience* HE TOUCHED ME! >9
Skippy Moosh: LMAO TEDDY xD
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! TEDDY IS A DICK
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (grabs Teddy by the ear) Teddy: JESS, NO (...that part in the movie cracks me up xD)
Skippy Moosh: Pee Wee Herman: (looks around in the theater all inocent like?)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!!!!!)
Nak: *gets on glider again* I HATE YOU ALL! *tosses peanut bomb at Pee Wee's lap*
Pee Wee: :O!!! HEH!!! *nuts get blown off*
Skippy Moosh: Harry Potter: (they land next to him... he scoops 'em up in a jar and hides it)
mrgibbswrotethis: Nak: >O!!!! *is about to throw one at Harry* ....<:\ ....*CHUCKS ONE AT RON INSTEAD*
Skippy Moosh: xD Ron: (those little dangly things on his cap go up in surprise!) *BAM*
Skippy Moosh: (you seen HP3?)
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD Nooo.)
Skippy Moosh: AHA well then you won't get the cap thing XD
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (swinging a cat around by the tail!) ^_^
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!
Nak: *kicks Jess in the ass*
Doc Ock Arms: *project out of her back on impact!*
Skippy Moosh: LMAO!! XD
Skippy Moosh: Nak: DOOF (skewereD!)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!!
Goro: RAHHHH!! *becomes furious and punches Totoro in the back of the head*
Skippy Moosh: Totoro: (feathers fluff out!)
Skippy Moosh: (pandemonium just breaks out)
Skippy Moosh: Harry and Ron: (...doin' it in the popcorn machine)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!
Snape: *wiping ass on carpet* MUAHA.
Skippy Moosh: (XD!!!)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD
Skippy Moosh: (My mom likes Snape. :0 )
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (punching out windows, with Nak still skewered on one arm)
Skippy Moosh: Snape: (was recently doing a lapdance for Judeh)
Skippy Moosh: *Judy
mrgibbswrotethis: (XD!! EWWW. MY MOM LIKES SKINNER FROM THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN.)

Nak: >O!!!
Skippy Moosh: (xD Is Skinner... the invisdible one?)
Skippy Moosh: (been a long time xD)
Skippy Moosh: Nak: (bagpipe face)
mrgibbswrotethis: (YES. XD)
Pepito and Cal: *making out in the corner*
Skippy Moosh: xD Cal: (Blinking in ecstasy)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!! >O
Skippy Moosh: Pee Wee Herman: (stands there making this face: [:o
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!
Aliens from Signs: *BREAK in*
Skippy Moosh: xD!!
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (covers her ass in tinfoil!)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!
Nak: >O!! *KICKS ONE IN THE EYE*
Skippy Moosh: (....REMOVING ITS MASK... it's PURPIE(
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!
Purple: >O JESS!! :O!!!! *RUNS BACK OU TTHE DOOR*
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (was too busy pissing her pants to notice xD)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD!!
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (puts the soiled tinfoil in the fridge, next to Nak's tinfoiled potato)
mrgibbswrotethis: *LATER ON*
Nak: *takes 'potato'*.....*puts it in oven*
Doc Ock: *skuttles in...PUKES IN OVEN*
Skippy Moosh: XDD
mrgibbswrotethis: (JESS WILL YOU BE ON, MAR WANTS TO TALK TO JOO.)
Skippy Moosh: Jess: (has had Ock arms sawed off by an angry Nak)
Skippy Moosh: (I think so! :D)
mrgibbswrotethis: XD I GOTTA GO, I SEE YOU LATER.
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