Sam (ex_chicha141) wrote in thelordskingdom,
Sam
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*clears throat*

WE....ARE GATHERED HERE...TO RESERECT THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME ON THE NET! ...THE LORDS KINGDOM 2. ARE YA WITH ME LASSIES??? AND WE'RE NOT TALKIN BOOT AUSTRALIA!!!!!

*IN THE MAGICAL LORD'S KINGDOM*

*The camera pans through the lush wild life....waters...past all the friendly people of El Dorado...and stops at a large palace....suddenly it slowely enters and focuses on one of the lords*

Aud: *is slouched in kingdom chair, leaning her head on one hand, looking angry* BRING THEM TO ME!!!!!!
El Doradians: HUT HUT HUT HUT.......*seconds later*...*throws Jess before her*
Aud: ....Heh...you never know what you can do here...
Jess: *looks up sadly* I wan the cookies. :'(
Aud: Jess....ever think life's more than this?
Jess: MORE THAN COOKIES??? :o
Aud: *looks at all her harem members*...heh, guess you're right. This rocks.
Nak: *gets thrown next to Jess* WHAT, MY LOOOOOORDS???????????
Aud:.....Are you happy?
Nak: Happy bout what??? :P
Aud: Happy being you....and you're job and all that shyt.
Nak: *thinks*.....I'm suppose to be you're damn slave, and which I do practically NOUTHING and you don't do shyt about it??*...Yeah, it's hard...but it'll do. :P

*miles away*

Cortes: *looks around ruthlessly* (hey guys, while you read this part, take out your RtED soundtracks and play 'Wonders Of The New World' but wait untill the song goes all evil, which is about the last 4:00's of the song xD) I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF UNTOLERANCE.....IF I DO NOT SEE RESULTS...THINGS ARE GOIN....

Jhonen: Sir....*hands him a tootsie roll*

Cortes: *eyes go bright and anime like* WU YAY!!
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