*holds up a big reel of film!* :D
Aud: Oh GOD >_<
Jess: Was...dis back in the day when you could ONLY call me 'Lord Jessihan'and 'Lord Audrey' in Delphi?????? :D
Nak: NO, NO, NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND...THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF TLK LAND!
*We see a fuzzy version of a bit younger Aud walking about a ruggid jungle teran with a lovely apple*
Jess: *LEAPS out of nowhere and steals apple* Whaha!!!! Ooooooooo! Great adventurer give poor starving Jess munchings and
crunchings! Nice apple! Good Adventurer, good apple! Oh boy! What a juicy apple!
Jess: *begins to walk away, but Aud grabs her by the scruff of the neck*
Aud: Hey! No you don't! I didn't give you that apple, you took it!
*Jess bites her hand*
Jess: *runs and hides in a nearby bush*
Aud: Hey! Hold on you hairy little thief! Come back with my apple!
*Aud picks up a stick*
If you don't give it back you'll be sorry! I mean it! I 'm warning you!
Jess: comes out of hiding*
Aud: Give it back!
Jess: looks like she is holding the apple, but when he opens her hands and/or paws. The apple isn't there)
Aud: C'mon the apple! Where is it?
Jess: Uh,ah! Jess has not seen the apple- uhoh!
*the apple has rolled out behind Jess's back, and she leaps on top of the apple to hide it*
Aud: Give it back, I warn you! C'mon!
Jess: *tosses the apple about in her hands, and looks at it like his heart is going to break*
Aud: C'mon the apple, let's have it!
Jess: *takes a huge bite out of the apple then hands it to Aud*
Aud: You horrible greedy thing! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Jess: *Appears to cry*
Ooooohhh! Poor miserable Jess deserves fierce smackings and whackings on her poor tender head! *sniff* All is left with no munchings and crunchings! Forgive poor Jess!
Aud: Oh, stop that sniveling! I'm not going to hurt you. Now look here! Have you seen my harem member? *lost Warp in the jungle*
Jess: Harem member? Blue, tall harem member-ey? Gun hand!
Aud: Yes, yes.
Aud: That's him! That's Warp!
Jess: Uhah, nope. Jess has not seen harem member-y! Nope!
Aud: Oh, never mind! No telling where Warp is by now!
*stuffs the apple into her vest. Jess follows her, hoping to get the apple*
Jess: Oh, master, master! Now Jess remembers! Yes! Yes! Clever sharp-eyed Jess saw the harem member-y run, right through the forest! Uhuh! Uhuh! I saw it! Uhuh! I saw it!
*pulls Aud by the hand* Come! Jess will find the lost harem member-y! Then we'll be friends forever!
*she jumps on Aud and begins to search her vest for the apple* Munchings and crunchings in here somewhere!
*tape stops, explodes into flames*
Aud: Oh yeah...I remember that. *shudders* Then we stumbled into this hell hole....
Jess: .....*itches the back of her ear with her leg* XP