Sam (ex_chicha141) wrote in thelordskingdom,
Sam
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YE GOT SOME 'SPLANIN' TA DO!

Jess, this is gonna sound dumb, but Mar and I sparked a new place in TLK. xD

Between Superhero Island, and TLK is a large....vessel....of water. Out there, are many pirates....obnoxious pirates who like nothing more than invading TLK to steal the cereal box prizes, partying, shooting each other, and raping Jim. (XD) This 'section' of TLK has been labled 'The Pirates Of The Caribian. Just a heads up for ya Jess, figured you'd wanna know if you needed that much info. xD Oh! I almost forgot. IF the pirates DARE step off their ships/island/whatever into the water...(this applies to the superheros on Super Hero Island, and the Lesbots on The Damsel Island as well), the 'Gambit Shark' (a creature with Gambit's head and a shark's body) will appear and sing his song, which goes "GAMBIT, GAMBIT, GAMBIT, GAMBIT" (it has the same tune as the 'Drakken Song' if you know what that is xD) and then the Gambit Shark will AlWAYS eat the poor victom, NO exeptions. xD Okay, that's it.

IN TLK

Jess: *SIGH* >_>
Aud: *looks up from a magazine*....What?
Jess: *points to the 'Kenny The Kangaroo Show' which has been canceld for 'The Lesbot Kingdom Romps'*
Aud: *deranged, confused look, and goes back to magazine*
Nak: *runs in* LOCK THE DOORS. O_O
Aud: We don't HAVE doors....dumbass.
Auntie: *runs in*
Nak: Eeeeeh >_____<
Auntie: SMILE! :D SMILE FOR AUNTIE!
Jess: *looks out the window and sees a TINY ant hill*....eh. :P *feels the ant hill is mocking her, and gets mad* ......MUSUPU!!!! >#!!!!! *throws a stupid, plastic, green shovel at the ant hill*

Ant Hill: *ERUPTS like a huge valcano and lava spews all over the place*
Rasputant: *runs in from Stinkaporia* EEEEYA! *gets spewed by lava, his skin melts off, and he's a skelliton, doing the 'bone dance' like he did at the END of Anastasia when he died*

(I'm not funny xD)
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